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Chord Keyboard

A type of keyboard that has keys rather like a piano, usually five of them, that is "played" with one hand. Different combination of keys are pressed at the same time, rather like playing a chord on a piano. Each combination produces a different letter, digit or punctuation symbol. Of course, the user must learn the chords and which letter they produce. The advantages are one-handed operation and a claimed increase in speed, once learned.

Microwriter, AgendA, Xerox Alto

Mouse Connects to Keyboard

Since the mouse usually sits next to the keyboard, why not plug it into the keyboard? Why have it plug in round the back of the computer? And while we're at it, why not have two places for it to plug in, one on the left and one on the right? That way, we could have a shorter, tidier mouse tail.

Sun, Olivetti M24, Whitechapel MG-1, Apple iMac

Two-Click Keys

Before the mouse became widely accepted, everybody used the cursor keys to move around and scroll in a document. That meant that good cursor key arrangement was a bonus. The Apple /// featured another improvement: press the cursor keys harder, and the cursor moves faster.

Apple ///

Soft Power Off

Nowadays, we're used to having a "Shut Down" option on the "Start" menu. This is actually quite a recent innovation for the PC, but many older machines used a similar method for a controlled shutdown.

PERQ, Whitechapel MG-1, Apple Lisa

Built-in Phone

Since most people want a phone on their desk next to the computer anyway, why not build it right in? That way, the computer could assist the user with phone directories and auto-dialling. ICL thought this was such a good idea that they built the One-Per-Desk around it. In fact, it had two phone lines, a handset and a modem all in one small desktop unit.

ICL One-Per-Desk

Always On

The other quirk of the ICL One-Per-Desk was that it was never really switched off. You could switch the screen off, but the processor remained on, ready to deal with incoming phone calls. It could function as a rather limited answering machine even when the user was doing something else with it.

ICL One-Per-Desk

Main Box Powers Monitor

A modern PC usually requires two mains leads just to make it work, one for the computer and another for the monitor. Added to that , we have leads for the printer, scanner, speakers and modem. Some early designs tried to cut down on the messy wiring and multiple mains plugs by powering the monitor directly from the system box.

Sirius, PERQ, Whitechapel MG-1, Olivetti M24

Monitor Powers Main Box

Of course, the other way to do the single-power-supply trick is to put the power supply in the monitor and power the computer from it. The Amstrad PC was notorious for having its power supply in the screen, which meant that you couldn't use a standard PC screen with it. No so practical nowadays, due to the higher power requirements of modern processors, and hence the thicker cables that would be needed.

ICL One-Per-Desk, Amstrad CPC464, Amstrad PC 1512

Electric Eject

One potential source of problems with a disk operating system is a user ejecting a floppy disk at a time when the machine is least expecting it. When the computer is writing data onto it, for instance. Some designers tried to eliminate this cause of errors by putting disk ejection under the control of the machine, not the user. This meant putting a small electric motor in the disk drive to perform the mechanical operation of getting the disk out. At least in theory, it's a good idea, but many users didn't like it.

Apple Lisa, Apple Macintosh, Sun

Integral Video

Many early computers were designed with the monitor built-in, instead of having it as a separate unit. It makes the computer quite bulky in some cases, and quite heavy too. Another disadvantage is that if the monitor fails, the whole computer cannot be used; if the monitor is separate, you can plug another one in quite easily. Finally, the very high voltages inside monitors make the design of an integrated unit quite tricky, especially if the user expects to open up the case safely for upgrades.

Apple Lisa, Apple Macintosh, Commodore PET, Tandy TRS-80 Model 4, Amstrad PCW8256, HP 150, HP 9845

Keyboard Tucks In

A simple but useful design feature is a computer case that allows room underneath to tuck the keyboard away when it's not in use.

Apple Lisa, HH Tiger

Iconic Boot Prompt

On those machines that required a floppy disk to boot from, some designers used an icon to prompt the user to insert the disk. This cuts out all sorts of hassles with translation of messages for international use.

Sirius (Mac? Lisa?)

Portrait Screen

Since we're used to writing letters on sheets of paper in so-called portrait format, it makes sense to use a word-processor in a similar way. Some of the early graphical user interfaces were built on machines whose screen was set up vertically in this way. Later computers were much cheaper, and used an ordinary TV set for a display, which meant they had the conventional horizontal orientation.

PERQ, Xerox Alto, Vectrex

Twist Screen

Really creative designers tried out the idea of a swivelling screen, so that the display could be used for letter-writing one minute and spreadsheets the next. All it took was a quick swivel of the screen from vertical to horizontal.

Radius Pivot

Clip-on Keyboard

Before laptops became popular, some computer designs claimed to be portable, and had carrying handles. These machines also had separate keyboards which could be clipped onto the system unit for transit. The better designs used the keyboard as a sort of lid over the disk drive slots, screen and other controls.

Apricot, Vectrex, Osborne I, Compaq Portable, IBM Portable

Miniature Display on Keyboard

Function keys were a familiar feature on keyboards long before the IBM PC design became universal. Some keyboards had a place to put a function key template, usually a simple strip of cardboard with labels for the keys printed on it. The Apricot design went one step further and fitted a small liquid-crystal display (LCD) under the keys. It was called the Microscreen, and showed the user what function the keys would perform at that time.

Apricot Microscreen

Colourful Function Keys

Some machines that had function keys also made them brightly coloured. The most well-known example must be the BBC Micro, but other machines had them, too. In some cases, the brightly coloured keys are used to start up built-in ROM applications.

BBC Micro, BBC Master Series, Acorn Archimedes, Amstrad NC100, Amstrad NC200, HH Tiger

Front Panel Cover

A feature that sometimes reappears nowadays is the sliding cover over the front of a computer, covering the disk drive slots when they're not in use.

Apricot, Wyse pc286, some modern PCs, Colani PC

Dual Disks, One Drive

A handy space-saving feature in the days of twin floppy-disk machines was the idea of a dual disk drive. You had two slots, two handles and a single drive which would accept two disks. Some designs had a single drive motor and a weird and complex drive-belt that would make both disks turn.

DEC Rainbow, 3½"/5¼" dual drive

Integral Printer

Why not build a printer into the computer, too? Well, because it makes the machine bulkier and heavier and if it breaks down, you can't just swap it over. Also, it tended to fill the computer with paper dust if the printer was used frequently.

HP 150, HP 9845, Sharp portable, some modern PCs

No Tools Required

If you're trying to build a user-friendly, upgradeable computer, why not design it so that you can open up the case without needing any tools?

Apple Lisa, Colani PC

Cover Off, Power Off

Another variation on the theme of a user-friendly, safe computer is one were you can open it up and it immediately switches itself off, if it happened to be on. It also won't let you run the machine with the covers off.

Apple Lisa, PERQ

Zif-socket Slots

Nowadays, we're used to ZIF-socket processors, but the older machines sometimes had ZIF-socket peripheral slots, too.

Apple Lisa

Silent Running

Many of the early home computers were silent because they had no hard disk and no need for a fan. Some designs were specially arranged to draw cool air in at the botton and let warm air out of the top, all to eliminate the fan and keep the noise down.

Apple Lisa, Apple Macintosh

Monitor Controls on Keyboard

If you've designed the computer, power supply, and monitor all at once, why not eliminate the controls on the monitor and place them on the computer keyboard?

Sirius (Mac Classic)

Soft Degauss

A variation on the idea of brightness and contrast controls on the keyboard, why not let the user degauss the monitor screen by remote control, too?

Olivetti M24

Touch Screen

Before mice were used to select from menus and navigate around software, many computer designs featured a screen that you could touch for that purpose. The HP system used a grid of infra-red beams, which your finger would break, but most systems used conductive coatings on the glass of the CRT.

HP 150

Soft Keys

As a sort of half-way stage to the touch screen, many early designs had so-called soft keys, which were keys or buttons located around the edges of the display. The idea was that labels could be drawn on the display close to the keys, as required by the software. Then, the user could select functions by pressing the keys. Some modern cash machines (ATMs) use this technique, usually with four buttons on each side of the display.

HP 9845


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